This film is about detective Hercule Poirot and his train ride into hell.Ā Actually, that might make for a more pleasing introduction, but it doesnāt really fit here. Poirot isnāt the sort of character the underworld would have their sights on. That aside, heās just short of irritating, as a matter-of-fact.Ā His mustache is way over the top and I couldnāt help but think of Peter Sellerās incredible āInspector Clouseauā when he spoke.Ā The comparison didnāt help matters as I often found myself drifting and wishing I was watching a Sellerās classics instead. They entertained me much more.
Also, if youāve read the book this is based on or seen the original film, you might not want to grab a seat on this train as thereās no station it could pull into that you havenāt already dropped your bags.Ā Itās really that simple.Ā Itās ‘Clue’ (the mystery, thriller based on the popular game), on a train only itās not as much fun.
Poirot tells is that heās good at what he does because he always sees things as they should be.Ā This is both a blessing and a curse for him as he canāt so much as have a conversation with somewhat that he isnāt sniffing out their every flaw.Ā Having the shade his mustache affords him for cover and being the straightforward man, he is, he also has no trouble pointing these flaws out to the person on the opposite side of his spyglass.Ā When Poirot lands on the train he quickly begins meeting his fellow passengers.Ā All of them open up to him who is, as I mentioned, sizing them up while conversing with them.Ā
His character isnāt set up anymore beyond this.Ā You know heās a detective but what you donāt understand is why you need other characters literally telling you that for the entire opening of the film.Ā As far as the setup, not much is known about any of the other characters in the film either, which is a big loss with a cast such as this.Ā The elements are in place for this to be a massive success but it fails to deliver which ultimately falls on Branagh’s shoulders.Ā I think most of his attention went to his acting instead of on the rest of the film.
All in all, the actors did a fine job portraying their characters but as the story moves forward you donāt find them very memorable.Ā They remain nothing more than background in a mystery that you have already solved, except for the puzzle in your head that’s still unworking. It stares up at your asking why have the amazing cast if youāre not going to use them better?Ā I digress.Ā My original point is that it is quite obvious who the killer is.Ā I wonāt tell you but when our master detective finds the victim, the āwhodunitā of it all isnāt too hard to figure out.Ā For me, this meant the film wasnāt as engaging as I had hoped it would be.Ā
Maybe I expected too much.Ā Iāve enjoyed most of Kenneth Branaghās work but this one misses the mark.Ā Iām all for interesting camera angles but some overhead shots seemed unnecessary and useless.Ā He continued using perplexing and erratic camerawork throughout which didnāt win him any favors, however, the performances and music might make it worth the trip for you.Ā There is a slight hint that there could be another film with Poirot on the way so, if thatās the case, I hope he learns from his mistakes with this one.
