Johnny Depp returns to the big screen as the iconic, swashbuckling anti-hero Jack Sparrow in the all-new âPirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.â The rip-roaring adventure finds down-on-his-luck Captain Jack feeling the winds of ill-fortune blowing strongly his way when deadly ghost sailors, led by the terrifying Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem), escape from the Devil’s Triangle bent on killing every pirate at seaânotably Jack. Jack’s only hope of survival lies in the legendary Trident of Poseidon, but to find it he must forge an uneasy alliance with Carina Smyth (Kaya Scodelario), a brilliant and beautiful astronomer, and Henry (Brenton Thwaites), a headstrong young sailor in the Royal Navy. At the helm of the Dying Gull, his pitifully small and shabby ship, Captain Jack seeks not only to reverse his recent spate of ill fortune, but to save his very life from the most formidable and malicious foe he has ever faced.
Tag: comedy
Bridget Jones’s Baby
Iâll admit I was skeptical. âOur favorite âsingletonâ having a baby?!â With television programs, this is usually the âjump the sharkâ moment. Have studios learned nothing from that? How could this be good for a film that centers on our âBridgeâ and her love affairs?!
Back in 2001, I met Bridget Jones in âBridget Jones Diaryâ and have seen the film a dozen times or more since. If I happen by while someoneâs watching; Iâll watch, too. If itâs on cable, I canât resist and will stop flipping and complete the film. I loved OscarÂź winner RenĂ©e Zellwegerâs performance and her commitment to authenticity with the character that she took on. She was willing to gain a lot of weight, which for a woman in Hollywood is an extremely risky move, she looked âmouseyâ and her hair was generally a complete mess the entire time she was on screen. No matter. The success of the film proved that with a sound tale to tell, good actors and ability to provide realistic, more importantly, relatablestorylines, anything is achievable.Â
Risk to her health was not taken this time as Zellweger once again plays Bridget Jones, oddball and overall crazy person. She remained her svelte self and even though her character is pregnant this time around she preferred padding to real weight gain, letting the make-up department get her to where she needed to be.
What âBridget Jones Babyâ mostly gives is why you loved it in the first place and that is mostly what youâd hope⊠Bridget. In fact, it felt a lot like the first one without being unoriginal. Needless to say, thereâs a fight between two men and you picking sides is once again at the heart of things.Â
Humor is throughout the plot, aimed straight at Jones and her choices. She has two nights with two different men and now, not knowing who the father of the baby is, sheâs trying desperately to find out the answer to this predicament sheâs in⊠without letting them know what sheâs up to. Her prenatal doctor is played by Emma Thompson and she couldnât have been more delightful.
For the most part, the secondary characters are a joy and add surprisingly detailed elements to what could have been a disaster. What made it work was its ability to remain a Bridget Jones film. It was as reliable as Bridget herself, yet at the end, it introduced her reason to be a little self indulgent and close her diary for good for itâs time to put someone, other than her lovers, in the forefront of her life. There are a few moments that are very touching, even scenes from the first film that will have you realizing how many years have gone by.Â
So, which man will get her heart, Mark or Jack? Youâll have to watch and see. Will it be the one you want her to end up with? Youâll have to return and answer that for me yourself. So, if you liked the first movie, youâll like this one. Aside from a few silly scenes, I have to recommend you check this out for a good laugh; itâs enjoyable and amusing.
Masterminds
âMastermindsâ is a comedy based on the true story of one of the largest bank heists in America⊠and one of the most simplistic minds there is. Galifianakis plays David Ghantt who would do anything for the woman of his dreams. Galifianakis would do anything for a role, going as far as âshartingâ in a pool for this one. Okay! I couldnât help myself. I laughed at that. Sometimes the really stupid funny makes me giggle and this is about as stupid as they come.Â
Based in North Carolina, Hess uses every southern stereotype he could find from wood paneling on all the walls to a high-rise double-wide trailer to the hicks in them but the worst is the extra nauseatingly thick accent Galifianakis uses. It gets old very fast but thereâs something about his comedy in this movie that you canât help but find amusing and enjoy. Iâd guess itâs his chemistry with director Jared Hess of “Nacho Libre” and “Napoleon Dynamite” that works to create a blissfully ignorant hayseed who is somehow still smart enough to pull of a 17 million dollar heist for the woman he loves, Kelly (Wiig), who is not his fiancĂ©, might I add. His fiancĂ© is Jandice and portrayed by McKinnon who does white trash brilliantly and the only way to describe her character is âweirdâ. McKinnon is always good at weird but this Jandice character goes way beyond the norm. Wiig, executes the love interest in the film and is, for the most part, playing straight for a change. There are a few laughs from her but it seems oddly fitting that she is the balance to all of the crazy going on; you expect insane from her in a film like this but when she delivers compassion and caring for someone getting taken advantage of, the story seems more real.
Kelly gets David to help her and her pals steal the money and behind his back they have planned on David to also be the fall guy. Â Steve Chambers (Wilson) is running the show and after David steals the money from Loomis, Fargo & Co., which becomes the second largest cash robbery in U.S. history, even appearing on shows like âAmericaâs Most Wantedâ because of it, he sends David to Mexico with a small allowance until things cool down and they “meet up with him later.” While they are living the good life, heâs in Mexico waiting for his girl. Â So, perhaps the David in the film isnât so far removed from reality. Â However, feeling the pain of being the patsy, perhaps an exaggerated film of bringing them all to justice was his best revenge.
The sight gags in âMastermindsâ are great. Â The characters are grotesquely over-the-top and youâll laugh but to dig deeper into what youâre seeing, the structure isnât there and doesnât hold up. Â It feels as if youâre clicking on Youtube, looking for the funny clips and all the while not as entertained in-between the clicks. However, the costume changes and bizarre you get from Galifianakis and then the relationship that develops between him and the man sent to kill him, Mike McKinney (Sudeikis), makes this absurd film one to take a peek at. Â It has that “Napoleon Dynamite” feel to it and I wouldnât be surprised if it picks up momentum with people watching this more than once to take it all in again and to perhaps take another look at the characters to figure out who may have taken the still missing two million dollars. Â Now you’re interested. Â By the way, stay at the end for some extra fun stuff.