The Misandrists Movie Review

The story tries to sell itself as feminist but to me, a woman watching, it was anything but. The synopsis is, ‘When an injured male leftist on the run discovers the remote stronghold of the Female Liberation Army, a radical feminist terrorist group whose mission is to usher in a female world order, one of the members takes pity on him and hides him in the basement. However, the man in the basement is just one of many secrets threatening to disrupt the FLA’s mission from within. Balancing sharp social commentary and salacious popcorn entertainment, iconic filmmaker Bruce LaBruce has created an experience that’s a blast to watch and just as much fun to dissect afterward.’ Sounds great. But when you ‘dissect’ each part of what you watched, you walk away with something completely different. I can sum it up simply by saying it was made as an excuse to be sexual and extreme.

I was surprised to read that Indiewire proclaimed this as one of the fifteen greatest lesbian films of all time because if that’s the case, lesbians have a very low bar unless bad sex scenes are the most important factor in their rating system. There are a few reasons I say that. One is because the acting wasn’t a crucial element of the actor’s abilities to writer/director Bruce LaBruce. While watching a feature film, an audience member would like the actors to be able to pull off a line. Sex scenes are littered throughout for they must be more essential they be there rather than be good to the creator of the film. The first sex scene, outside of the very X-Rated gay porn (being watched by two female leads and framed nicely for us to watch, too), isn’t good either. It appears as though the actors aren’t comfortable with one another and the song that was chosen to play during their lovemaking, which literally screams, ‘Down with the Patriarchy,’ is so bad it makes the ears of anyone within auditory range of the tune hurt slightly.

There is some clever cinematography that suggests LaBruce does have a gift for how to bring a story together, such as when the women in the film turn their male leftist stowaway into a female by showing us what I assume were real shots of the procedure in different stages, but other sloppy editing decisions makes the rest of the work hard to forgive.

Also, having these characters attempt to make a statement about the objectifying of women by men and a patriarchal society is totally missed. As a woman, I found it to be the opposite of what the premise alleges. The Female Separatists want to be heard, accounted for and treated as equals and then to take over. Classes on ‘HERstory’ are taught to bored young women who want only to get back to the bedroom and have pillow fights, complete with feathers, of course, and outside of repeating some philosophical quotes, it doesn’t seem anything they’re learning is really sinking in. But why would it? After all, Big Mother (Susanne Sachße as Susanne Sachsse) gives them no reason to want to stay. She’s every bit the tyrant that she claims all men to be, ordering the girls, forbidding them and even cruelly punishing them. Women are more nurturing by nature so the idea that such a sadistically hate-filled charter would exist seems ludicrous. Surely fantasy could explain the purpose of the film but not a good one. However, there is also learning what Parthenogenesis means. We are told that Parthenogenesis is a type of sexual reproduction where the egg develops an embryotic form without male penetration. This has yet to be found in mammals. Will one or more of the mistresses in the film be the first to carry this to term? If you can stay with this intensely misguided film long enough, it does appear this is the big question LaBruce was leading us to. Men are pigs and women are creation. If he had wanted to be taken more seriously, I believe LaBruce would have been, but he needed to stick one message. Even then it was mired in a hodgepodge of events that made the narrative anything but engaging. I don’t know, maybe this can catch some future cult following but I would be surprised if it did.

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Movie Review

In the 25 years since “Jurassic Park” opened (on the screens of the world), there have never been enough people who dared to ask, “What could possibly go wrong?” Also, when they do ask that pondering question, the answer is usually “Plenty!” That is the case for “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom”, which is the sequel to “Jurassic World” and also a descendant of “Jurassic Park”. The little island of Isla Nublar never looked so disastrous.

When John Hammond and his business partner Sir Benjamin Lockwood (James Cromwell) attempted to open the Park many years ago, disaster stuck. The Park soon fell into disrepair. A new company took over and recreated it as “Jurassic World”, where new levels of disaster struck. Some people who worked there (and survived) were Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard), Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) and Dr. Henry Wu (B. D. Wong). Dr. Wu oversaw creating newer and bigger dinosaurs, and Clair was in charge of marketing. Owen was a wiz at raising and gaining the trust of some Velociraptors, including Blue. But the Park was abandoned when the dinosaurs all escaped.

Now three years later, a new crisis has arrived. A long dormant volcano is about to rip up the island and send the dinosaurs back to extinct status. But Sir Lockwood has a personal assistant named Eli Mills (Rafe Spall) who has come up with a plan. He wants to evacuate almost all the dinos to a new, safer island. Clair agrees to get Owen to help. They are also assisted by a couple of people that Clair works with at the Dinosaur Protection Group she founded to save her ‘friends’. Along with them are paleo-veterinarian Zia Rodriguez (Daniella Pineda) and IT genius Franklin Webb (Justice Smith). They are met by a large group of mercenaries led by Ken Wheatley (Ted Levine).

 

With the dinos running everywhere and the volcano about to blow, the team gets the last few dinos ready to leave. It is up to Owen to try and locate Blue, the lone Velociraptor. But before you can say bait-and-switch, the tables are turned and Clair, Owen, Franklin and Zia find that there is trouble afoot. The dinos are taken instead to a remote mansion owned by Lockwood in Northern California.  Eli Mills has some other intentions for the dinosaurs, which all include making lots of money. He has been paying Dr. Wu to come up with more lethal versions of the dinos, and he is paying Wheatley and his team to get the prehistoric monsters back to the mansion in the woods. He plans for an auctioneer named Eversol (Toby Jones) to auction off each dino to the highest bidder.

Sir Lockwood has a granddaughter named Maisie (Isabella Sermon) who is fond of the sickly old man. But Eli Mills is a fiend who can kill off anyone who gets in his way, and he also threatens Clair and Owen. But due to some amazing timing, there is some monkey business that goes on the night of the auction. There are people running and fleeing many dinosaurs, because, you know… “Life Finds a Way”. Meanwhile, a Senate committee is in session and they are questioning noted chaos theory specialist, Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum). He says, based on all that has happened, mankind will just have to get used to dealing with dinosaurs “Welcome to Jurassic World!”

Visually, this movie is a virtual treat. There are lots of great shots with many types of dinosaurs, and they all look fantastic. The level of the story, however, does reach the height of a Brachiosaurus. It is trite retread of the prior movies, with the added weird idea to take all the action from a large island, and instead put it all of the action into a confined mansion. The evil bad guys are portrayed over-the-top, even to the point of Wheatley collecting teeth from the dinos – like some type of serial killer getting trophies. The new characters do not add much, except they can scream on cue.

This series of movies has gone from “Jurassic Park” to “Jurassic World”, but now it got squeezed down to “Jurassic Mansion”. What could be next? “Jurassic Double-Wide”…

Steve Carell stars in ‘WELCOME TO MARWEN’ Trailer

He found courage in the most unexpected place.

Steve Carell stars in WELCOME TO MARWEN, directed by Academy Award winner Robert Zemeckis.

This holiday season, Academy Award® winner Robert Zemeckis—the groundbreaking filmmaker behind Forrest Gump, Flight and Cast Away—directs Steve Carell in the most original movie of the year.  Welcome to Marwen tells the miraculous true story of one broken man’s fight as he discovers how artistic imagination can restore the human spirit.  

When a devastating attack shatters Mark Hogancamp (Carell) and wipes away all memories, no one expected recovery.  Putting together pieces from his old and new life, Mark meticulously creates a wondrous town where he can heal and be heroic.  As he builds an astonishing art installation—a testament to the most powerful women he knows—through his fantasy world, he draws strength to triumph in the real one. 

In a bold, wondrous and timely film from this revolutionary pioneer of contemporary cinema, Welcome to Marwen shows that when your only weapon is your imagination…you’ll find courage in the most unexpected place.

The epic drama is produced by Oscar®-winning producer Steve Starkey (Forrest Gump, Flight), Jack Rapke (Cast Away, Flight), and Cherylanne Martin (The Pacific, Flight) of Zemeckis’ Universal-based ImageMovers banner produce alongside the director.  It is executive produced by Jackie Levine, as well as Jeff Malmberg, who directed the riveting 2010 documentary that inspired the film.  www.welcometomarwen.com

Cast: Steve Carell, Leslie Mann, Diane Kruger, Merritt Wever, Janelle Monåe, Eiza Gonzålez, Gwendolyn Christie, Leslie Zemeckis, Neil Jackson     

Director: Robert Zemeckis

Screenplay by: Robert Zemeckis

Story by: Caroline Thompson and Robert Zemeckis

Produced by: Robert Zemeckis, Jack Rapke, Steve Starkey, Cherylanne Martin

Executive Producers: Jackie Levine, Jeff Malmberg

In Theaters November 21

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UNFRIENDED DARK-WEB

Unfriended: Dark Web Advance Movie Screening

Movie Screening Summary

Unfolding in real-time UNFRIENDED: DARK WEB is the most terrifying horror yet from the producer of GET OUT, HAPPY DEATH DAY and THE PURGE, and the makers of UNFRIENDED.

When a 20-something finds a cache of hidden files on his new laptop, he and his friends are unwittingly thrust into the depths of the dark web. They soon discover someone has been watching their every move and will go to unimaginable lengths to protect the dark web.

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2001: A Space Odyssey – 50th Anniversary Re-Release Movie Review

When 50 years goes by, and a movie released in 1968 is still shown in theaters, it must be a classic. That is the case for “2001: A Space Odyssey”, which is now a “2001: A Space Odyssey – 50th Anniversary Re-Release” version. The upgraded release is a throwback to the old days. Since this is an ‘unrestored’ 70mm print of the director’s groundbreaking science fiction epic.  A true photochemical film recreation, this print was struck from new printing elements made from the original camera negative. That means; to see it in theaters with the 70mm print brings out the same experience as people had 50 years ago.

In case you do not know the story… There is a ‘Dawn of Man’ section that shows a group of humanoid apes that are brought in contact with a large black monolith. What is it? They don’t know, but it spurs on a understanding of how to use tools. A large bone comes in handy for killing  animals for food, and other humanoid apes. But the bone quickly becomes…

A space transport shuttle going from Earth to an orbiting space station. A very slow and elegant process to land in the station is helped along by beautiful ‘The Blue Danube’ waltz music. Dr. Heywood Floyd (William Sylvester) is an important guy on a secret mission. There has been a mysterious find on the moon in a crater. Buried deep is a large black monolith. What is it? They don’t know, but it sends a piercing radio transmission to Jupiter. Then before long…

About a year and a half later, a spaceship is headed to Jupiter, with a crew and supercomputer named HAL 9000 (voiced by Douglas Rain). The crew consists of Dr. David Bowman (Keir Dullea) and Dr. Frank Poole (Gary Lockwood), plus three other members in hibernation. As they approach closer to Jupiter, the HAL 9000 begins to show some unusual strain. Bowman and Poole decide that the reliability for HAL is gone, and they will shut his systems down. But then HAL fights back. During a spacewalk, Poole is killed (as are the three other crew members). Bowman attempts to save him, and when he comes back to the ship – he gets the cold shoulder from HAL.

Bowman breaks into the ship and takes over the operations, but then he sees something. It is a large black monolith. What is it? He doesn’t know, but will investigate. The sequence turns into around 20 minutes of mind-bending visuals and an unusual set of events for Bowman. But in the end, there is a Star Child, who is in utero — staring at the Earth…

The End.

Sorry to ‘spoil’ anything from this movie, but you have had 50 YEARS to see it. So that’s on you! Stanley Kubrick decided to take a complex subject (meeting up with extraterrestrial life) and made the most interesting movie that could be made. In every manner, this movie is ground-breaking. From the visuals, to the production design, to the special effects – this is a movie that displays some gravitas on the big screen. Only the acting is a little stiff and wooden.

Also, when it viewed with a 70mm film created from the original movie negative, the visual are intense. You can even see a couple of places where there is a bad spot or two. But this adds to the authentic nature of how this was created. If there is any movie that benefits from a big screen and large frame format, it is “2001: A Space Odyssey”.

TONI! TONI! TONI! See Toni Collette’s Frighteningly Powerful Performance in ‘Hereditary’

SOME PERFORMANCES JUST ‘CLICK’

WITNESS TONI COLLETTE’S TERRIFYING, MUST-SEE TOUR DE FORCE TURN IN HEREDITARY. NOW PLAYING NATIONWIDE!  

Here is my review!  

‘Horror doesn’t work when it’s predictable. ‘Hereditary’ is anything but that.’

DIRECTOR: Ari Aster
STARRING: Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, and Milly Shapiro

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GET A BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT DIRECTOR TRAVIS KNIGHT’S VISION FOR ‘BUMBLEBEE’

Bumblebee (2018)

In Theatres December 21st, 2018

DIRECTED BY:

Travis Knight

 PRODUCED BY:

Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Tom DeSanto & Don Murphy, Michael Bay

EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY:

Steven Spielberg, Brian Goldner, Mark Vahradian, Chris Brigham

STARRING:

Hailee Steinfeld, John Cena, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., John Ortiz, Jason Drucker, Pamela Adlon, Stephen Schneider

Academy AwardŽ-nominated filmmaker Travis Knight (Kubo and the Two Strings) brings his expertise in the world of stop-motion animation to Transformers with Bumblebee.  By combining meticulous craft skills with cutting-edge technology, Travis showcases his ability to develop characters and inspire emotions through a unique storytelling vision that brings fan-favorite Bumblebee to life. 

CAMERAS ROLL ON WARNER BROS. PICTURES’ “WONDER WOMAN 1984”

CAMERAS ROLL ON WARNER BROS. PICTURES’

“WONDER WOMAN 1984”

Director Patty Jenkins Reteams with Star Gal Gadot for the

DC Super Hero’s Return to the Big Screen

 

BURBANK, CA, June 13, 2018 – Fast forward to the 1980s as Wonder Woman’s next big screen adventure finds her facing an all-new foe: The Cheetah.  Principal photography is underway on Warner Bros. Pictures’ follow up to the Super Hero’s first outing, last summer’s record-breaking “Wonder Woman,” which took in $822 million at the worldwide box office.  “Wonder Woman 1984” will also be helmed by acclaimed director Patty Jenkins, and star Gal Gadot in the title role.

As previously announced, the film also stars Kristen Wiig in the role of the Super-Villain The Cheetah, as well as Pedro Pascal.  And Chris Pine returns as Steve Trevor.

Charles Roven, Deborah Snyder, Zack Snyder, Patty Jenkins, Stephen Jones and Gal Gadot are producing the film.  Rebecca Roven Oakley, Richard Suckle, Wesley Coller, Geoff Johns and Walter Hamada are the executive producers.

Joining her behind the scenes are several members of Jenkins’ “Wonder Woman” team, including director of photography Matthew Jensen, Oscar-nominated production designer Aline Bonetto (“Amélie”), and Oscar-winning costume designer Lindy Hemming (“Topsy-Turvy”).  Oscar-nominated editor Richard Pearson (“United 93”) will cut the film.

Production will take place in Washington, D.C., Alexandria, Virginia, and in the UK, Spain and the Canary Islands.

Set to open in theaters November 1, 2019, “Wonder Woman 1984” is based on the character created by William Moulton Marston, appearing in comic books published by DC Entertainment.  It will be distributed worldwide by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.

The Teaser Trailer for Tim Burton’s all-new live-action “Dumbo” is here!!

Directed by Tim Burton (“Alice in Wonderland,” “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”) from a screenplay by Ehren Kruger (“Ophelia,” “Dream House”), and produced by Justin Springer (“TRON: Legacy”), Kruger, Katterli Frauenfelder (“Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children,” “Big Eyes”) and Derek Frey (“Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children,” “Frankenweenie”), “Dumbo” flies into theaters on March 29, 2019.Cast:  Colin Farrell, Michael Keaton, Danny DeVito, Eva Green, Alan Arkin, Finley Hobbins, Nico Parker.

Director:  Tim Burton

Producers:  Justin Springer, Ehren Kruger, Katterli Frauenfelder, Derek Frey

Screenplay by: Ehren Kruger

Executive Producer: Nigel Gostelow

In theaters March 29, 2019

From Disney and visionary director Tim Burton, the all-new grand live-action adventure “Dumbo” expands on the beloved classic story where differences are celebrated, family is cherished and dreams take flight. Circus owner Max Medici (Danny DeVito) enlists former star Holt Farrier (Colin Farrell) and his children Milly (Nico Parker) and Joe (Finley Hobbins) to care for a newborn elephant whose oversized ears make him a laughingstock in an already struggling circus. But when they discover that Dumbo can fly, the circus makes an incredible comeback, attracting persuasive entrepreneur V.A. Vandevere (Michael Keaton), who recruits the peculiar pachyderm for his newest, larger-than-life entertainment venture, Dreamland. Dumbo soars to new heights alongside a charming and spectacular aerial artist, Colette Marchant (Eva Green), until Holt learns that beneath its shiny veneer, Dreamland is full of dark secrets.

Walt Disney’s classic animated tale “Dumbo,” which opened Oct. 23, 1941, won an Oscar® for best scoring of a musical picture and was nominated for best original song for “Baby Mine.” The live-action reimagining of “Dumbo” utilizes state-of-the-art visual effects to portray Dumbo and many of his four-legged counterparts.

 

DUMBO

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In Theaters March 29, 2019

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The Official ‘DOG DAYS’ Trailer is here! Unleash the love…

DOG DAYS

The film, directed by Ken Marino, stars Nina Dobrev, Vanessa Hudgens, Adam Pally, Eva Longoria, Finn Wolfahard and more!

Genre: Comedy

Director: Ken Marino
Story by: Elissa Matsueda 

Screenplay by: Elissa Matsueda and Erica Oyama
Cast: Nina Dobrev, Vanessa Hudgens, Adam Pally, Eva Longoria, Rob Corddry, Tone Bell, Jon Bass, Michael Cassidy, Thomas Lennon, Tig Notaro, Finn Wolfhard and Ron Cephas Jones
Production Company: LD Entertainment
Distributor: LD Entertainment

SYNOPSIS
From acclaimed production company, LD Entertainment (The Zookeeper’s Wife, Jackie, and Megan Leavey) and Director Ken Marino comes Dog Days. Dog Days is a hilarious and heartfelt ensemble comedy that follows the lives of multiple dog owners and their beloved fluffy pals around sunny Los Angeles. When these human and canine’s paths start to intertwine, their lives begin changing in ways they never expected.

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In Theaters August 10th

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